I used to travel to London for business. While there, I fell in lust with a curvy woman named Elise. I just found out that she’s coming to the USA, according to this news article.
So I did the proper thing and told my wife about the problem. She tries to understand, but mostly she giggles at me in the same way she does when I mention Halle Berry’s name. I know she’s not threatened by my quest to conquer the unattainable.
There used to be a time, when I worked in software, that I would have been sprinting to my local dealership to put a deposit down on the first car they had available. Now, though, i just have to hope that when Jesus returns, I can find one that’s been abandoned by an evil sinner who forgot to hide the keys ;-)