In the last week, one groups of Nigerians and, this morning, one group of West Africans from Gambia have offered to transfer $18.5M into our church’s bank account. The Nigerians want to bequeath the money to a worthy church cause; the Gambians want to launder money which they describe in 10-point all-caps as THIS FUND ACCRUED LEGITIMATELY (BUTDISCRETELY) TO US.
I guess our church is on the Map now. We’re a scam target. WOOOOO HOOOOOOO!!!!!!